“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 2 get through this thing called Ron Smith’s 1985 Celebrity Look-A-Like Contest: Prince Edition. But don’t think this is a walk in the Paisley Park. The comp at Champions Sports Bar in Washington D.C. is tough enough to make a dove cry, and Ron looks like a no-nonsense type of guy. At stake for these Purple One clones in Georgetown is a contract worth up to $25 G’s a year doing appearances — on a part time basis! But first these contenders must impress the panels of judges, which include Tina Turner and Hulk Hogan doppelgängers. Let’s go crazy!”

[via egotripland]



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